“I am the one who Morphs”

W3TF4RT

Would colorful metaphors be acceptable?

Nick Fury seems to have been addicted to another acronym that started with ‘L’ and ended in’D’.

Is this it? Is this how the world ends? Not with a bang, but a tweet?

At least there isn’t much sand.

If he was such a bitch about sand in his crack, I wonder how living on the lava planet where his legs were burnt to fucking stumps made him feel.

It’s the part I was born to play, Baby!

Bloody Mary, full of vodka. Blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death... which will be after eating this.

The rabbit aero leveler 2.0 does not suck, it blows. As in pressurizing the wine bottle and pushing the cork out. It will not suck out a heart, but it will blow it up like a balloon. That said, I agree with your corkscrew policy since smashing the bottle aerates the wine just fine.

I thought these were snow jackets and pants for one glorious moment, then I read the headline:(

Cheesy Dad comedy, but...

Friday is my day off so I’ll probably stay up Thursday and hopefully go to bed with dreams of supercars running through my head.

This says enough.

That story went very dark at the end.

And so many solid gold accents they need to remove some armor to accommodate the weight.

Walken is not amused at what they have done to his likeness.

Um... I don’t think that’s Trump.

No love for the Acadian? GM’s Canadian Pontiac/Chevy hybrid (not like a Prius).

It’s gonna be all right. After all, he is an American God already