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And here I am a day late

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What the hell is this? Torchinsky making a valid and well thought out argument for a not so ridiculous idea and convincing me that I might actually want one of his crazy concepts. This is not why I read Jalopnik. I demand this article be edited to include an inflatable kiddie pool that you can fill with mud to get the

The half doors might be a little low for that.

If season one was eighties movies, season two needs to be nineties. Home Alone/Fargo/Terminator 2/The Sandlot. Also, tell Levy I’ll be expecting royalty checks if it follows that formula.

Chewie-Chewie, you god-damn brown hair Wooxican

American Graffiti because Bob Falfa is already a Star Wars name.

When I was a dumb teenager I was driving around with a co-worker and we rolled up this one freeway entrance that turns immediately into a large intersection (The setup sucks but there’s no way to really make it better). Any way my little 4 banger Camry had just enough power to get up the hill to a decent speed before

Sweaty Sax “I Still Believe” Beefcake Man musty have a running gig at the Santa Carla Boardwalk.

Curse the artist’s general knowledge of human anatomy

I can’t stand it, I know ULA planned it

Webster also tried to drop the “A” from America and replace it with an apostrophe. It’s only recently begun to catch on.

And Hammond “bodges” them. Then he bodges the bodge, followed shortly by a bodge of his bodged bodge.

Are you out of your Vulcan mind?

How could she have framed all those people every week if she wasn’t a Faceless Man?

After you set those next to your cat, they’ll just look up and wonder why you gave them a can opener when the the food has a pull tab. Then they will meow until you open it because Fluffy still doesn’t have opposable thumbs. That lazy ass, non-opposable thumbs having bastard.

Struck by a random crossbow bolt fired into the air whilst Jon yelled “AAARRG”

They better bring it around to the Castroville Artichoke festival or I will be sorely disappointed.

The show takes place years before the Riker Maneuver was taught at Starfleet Academy.