I’ll be crying myself to sleep on me huge pillow tonight.

That’s pretty twisted. I like you.

Track Cycling. I’d die of shame after stuffing myself into spandex.

Jason Torchinsky needs to chime in on this. He probably has a useful graphic to show how the angles work in real life.

It’s not the most efficient way to harvest ivory, but damn it sure is fun!

Vin really went to Johnson’s trailer because he smelled what the Rock was cooking and he cant resist homemade cornbread.

What could Barry do in the past to make this happen?

I got Vancouver, but I’ve already lived there. They deported me back to the U.S. after I forgot to say thank you at Tim Hortons.

Legend has it that Rolland Emmerich wrote Stargate while under the influence of a low grade fever and cold medicine.

I don’t care if its -50. Dicks Out!

Come on down and see our new 300 square foot Spadle section! Open 24 hours!

Today’s technology only allows for the finger catapult. However, top minds are working on it.

MATGA. Make Top Gear Great Again!

Kurt Russel’s Guardians of the Galaxy 2 role confirmed!

Two have super powers and two are spacemen. I can’t tell which ones, though.

I always though Zordon was dead ringer for Vincent D’onofrio. Oh well.

The only false prediction form Back to the Future I’m OK with. Still want my damn hoverboard and a fax machine in every room, though.

The next step

And tin foil hats

I had to go to Reddit just to upvote this.