MATGA. Make Top Gear Great Again!

Two have super powers and two are spacemen. I can’t tell which ones, though.

I had to go to Reddit just to upvote this.

With two mentions of Santa Cruz in the article, I am pleasantly surprised that this didn’t happen here. Then again, The birthplace of North American surfing ranked dirtiest beach, again

You can use pliers to loosen a bolt, but why would you?

Ass, gas, or grass nobody rides for free, Mutt.

I made the mistake of taking 88 down from Kirkwood one winter. The weather was clear and beautiful as I took the left out of the resort, but then soon became a white-out winter hell-scape of slushy evil. Even in my Subaru, times were tough as I nearly lost control pulling into a turnout to make some yellow snow along…

I sure don’t feel bad for killing him. He called me a retard.

I just googled “Batman playing Violin” and boom! Instant gold. They’re the hero this internet needs.

of course he plays violin.

Back when I was in a barber shop quartet in Skokie Illinois...

Real Droid-Heads don’t go in for these generic parts. Gotta have matching numbers on your Astromech or else you look like some scruffy looking nerf-herder at the local star-ship show

“In this corner, wearing the horns and no trunks, Fluffy the Deathclaw. In the opposite corner, his opponent, wearing the sequin dress and ushanka hat, Marcy “The Moaner” Long. Let’s get ready to rumble!”

Your kids face when you walk in.

But can I put a beret on (robot)Curie yet? That is what has been missing this whole time.

Will Stan Rodgers be providing the musical entertainment?

The white cliffs of Dover should be England’s Mt. Rushmore, but with carvings of the Queen’s Corgis.

Fact: Cat dicks are made of star stuff.