That plane must weigh so much Chris Cristie is forced to fly commercial.

More strip clubs, too. Just sayin’.

She just had a baby. How about making some saggy post natal boobies? I need true realism in boob mods.

All I want to know is when is Vivid entertainment going to offer her a contract?

*trying not to make a joke*

The Green Lantern. Unless he needs to work on a School Bus.

Poor Michelle must be doing meth and living in the East Bay.

I’m from a California hippy town and I fucking HATE the Dead.

Louvered headlights are all the rage in the Empire.

The dead, mutated dolphins scare me more than most living enemies in the game. I’m glad I won’t be fighting any.

“Piper liked that”

“I am programmed for your pleasure. Please assume the position” -F.I.S.T.O.

Keep us updated if this escalates. They should start a Change.org petition. Park outside your offices with sunshades painted to look like eyes. Perhaps burn an effigy of you. You could challenge them to a race, winner get to set arbitrary rules as to where eyes go on cars(I always put them in the trunk so the cops…

I started digging in Santa Cruz and all I found were dirty needles:(

Make her look like Bubba the Love Sponge’s wife. Just don’t post it up here, Gawker Media is in enough trouble as it is.

At least Codsworth know my name (Miss Fuckface).

I ordered a copy for PS4 and according to ups tracking it is “out for delivery”. I’m not too worried since I don’t get off work for another hour, but if it’s not there on time I’m gonna go after the Courier like a Feral Ghoul when they show up.

This post was published 4 hours after my ps4 arrived on my doorstep:(

Just his face pisses this guy off. The 3/4 turned baseball cap and 3xl tall tee on his skinny pale skeleton while rocking a flip phone from 2003 with his grandma’s old gold jewelry gets my testosterone orchestra into crescendo.

He should burn it in effigy.