I plan on playing as Irish too.

Google translate doesn’t have a translation for “Boner”, which is very disappointing.

Yes, but how do feel about Butts?

Grill it until it’s tender enough to shove into my monogrammed thermos.

I was trying to stay off the hype train because I wanted to buy a bike with next weeks paycheck. Well the bike I want is too expensive, so looks like I’ll be getting on the train until I can save up for it. I just have to remember to be responsible and go to work instead of play Fallout. This is going to be difficult.

Shh, they’ll know about about everyone else’s ninjas.

I chose it because it had a funny name, but I do like grapefruit.

What is LaCroix and more importantly, what the hell is pamplemousse?

Escape from L.A. was a VR simulation

Looks more like Iroquois Pliskin, who helped Raiden during the Big Shell Incident. Totally different person and not connected in any way.

I’m okay with people in my Hot Dogs, but God damn! Never put ketchup on a Hot Dog unless you’re five years old or have had your taste buds surgically altered into butts.

I got these cheeseburgers, man!

31. A company will claim it is about 2 years away from putting a flying car into production. It isn’t.

Whats wrong with Vault Boy right here? He’s there for you. He’s encouraging and supportive. He’s saying: “Yes you can take out those Raiders and Super Mutants”. He’s giving you a wink of confidence as you stumble into the first Deathclaw nest you find and have your ass shredded within moments. Every time you feel like…

I will agree that the color of the food does not matter compared to taste, but after the black bun whopper turning poop radioactive green, I am skeptical about any unconventional bun colors.

Popcorn laser

I’m gonna have a hot tinder date this weekend! Some one is actually gonna match me on tinder, I’m so exited. Too bad she’s going to be murdered, but then I’ll have a chance at Jessica Fletcher. Either way, everything is coming up bobmikecon!

May they be forced to live out all the poop/vomit stories sent into “Behind Closed Ovens” for eternity.

If I press Anthony Hopkins balls on newspaper, will it show a mirror image of the text?

“Actually Sir, Homo milk comes from Bulls.”