Where all roads lead...

Can a car have Diplomatic Immunity? Impound that shit and send it to the next police auction.

Fill pint glass with ice. Slowly pour Wild Turkey 101 over the ice till full. Drink

Aluminum foil boxes are on the same level as Cheese Graters in the “Shit I cut myself on all the time” category of kitchen utensils. Knives surprisingly are lower on the list than regular cardboard. Di I say that out loud, or did it escape my foil hat? Dammit shiny side is ou....

Definitely Dame Judi Dench. Did you see her hand in the first picture?

Where’s the MEATLOAF?!?!

Ketchup Subsidies have been in place since the New Deal, so they are quite socialist to begin with.

If I build the $300 PC, will it be able to play Fallout 4? That is all I really care about, and I don’t really want to get a PS4. I don’t mind a compromise between the $300 and $600 rigs, but I’m not looking to break the bank. I’ve been looking around, but I think I might be in a bit over my peasant head.

Your constant reminder not to send poop/vomit stories, makes me want poop/vomit stories. I should reevaluate my life.

Tell us about the person you bought the car from. Was there any indication this person had mental stability issues before you saw their music selection? Were they missing any teeth, or eyes? Did they meet you in their driveway which was actually the parking lot of a storage building? The public must know in order to…

Cheeto in a wig

It’s all fun and sparkly accessories until the kitty’s dragging poo across the floor.

We call them Mathew McConaughey

After only a few hours of hanging out with my 3 year old nephew this weekend, I have a burning hatred for anyone who has ever had anything to do with the making of “Little Einsteins”. There was NO math at all, only classical music played poorly. What does that have to do with Einstein? I feel stupider for having seen…

The least John Candy thing John Candy has ever said. I imagine he cried bitter tears into his Molson after filming that scene.

Liam Neeson is your dad. His “special skill” is waiting while you risk your life to clear out Super Mutants from a basement. 1/10, not getting Taken again

I had something important to say, but then I found this picture of Buzz Aldrin and though it should be put here.

When Snake steps in dog shit does the smell give away his position?

What’s the Monopoly guy have to do with this?

If your jewelry is stolen, drop it like its hot!