Don’t forget to wear your safety goggles. They look coolest on your forehead or around your neck. NEVER put them over your eyes.

You should send him a thank you note. His work is crap and he thinks barb wire armbands are “fucking badass”.

Should have been driving a Saab.

If you think about it, any story about food is the beginning of a poop story.

I’ve know a few people who work for them without engineering degrees. They mostly just assemble the plastics and such. I work with their designer occasionally making his custom color formulas. Keep applying and good luck.

He was standing on the edge of the toilet trying to hang a “clock” when he fell and bumped his head causing him to have an epiphany which led to the creation of the Flux Capacitor. Sure Doc, you were hanging the “clock”. Would you like to talk about it?

If you happen to get a hold of a muskrat...

Couldn’t help myself

Also, you can bring your own beer!

This picture bring me so much joy!

Selling paint has prepared me for some strange color names, like Rape Yellow (RAL1021). It’s the color for the Austrian postal service.

But when is El Chapulin Colorado gonna take out the Cartels in Mexico?

I accidentally chose “Your Brothers” even though I knew she had none. I thought my stupid mistake killed her. She freaked out and said I knew nothing about her and was about to jump, but a miracle happened. I quoted a Bible verse. Yeah, I read Kate’s Bible and learned her favorite verse. I shot that shit right back in…

The executive officer was quoted as saying: "Don't worry, I can fix it. My Dad's a T.V. repair man. He has the ultimate set of tools."

As a Bob I can tell you that Evie19 was right to kill Sims Bob. We Bobs are a horrible class of people. I have wandered into many a home and cooked up a strangers food. I probably lit a house or two on fire as well.

Star in a reasonably priced car.

Now I'm hungry for a Kosher Cheeseburger with calcium free cheese and mixed eggs on the side.

No. They don't generally care about the color of your vehicle, but it might cause confusion if your state does inspections. Just tell them it was painted.

Vonnegut called it Ice-9.

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