Compromise: "...And all Poutine is Grand."

Where is the picture of a McDonald's table covered with several trays of french fries? I thought that was how they do it now.

Speaking of Canepa, they called my shop this morning looking for paint. Does anyone have a color code for ferrari blue notti. If someone does know this, they will be omniscient in my opinion.

The "St. Louis Cuisine" Wikipedia Page is Goddamned Hilarious

They are appalled by racism and bigotry, but they don't let women into their school. I have no faith in faith.

"You see what happens when you keep bringing those damn gold envelopes. That's what happens. Say something and I'll strangle you with that fucking lab coat!"

I wondered why anyone would date someone named "Gooch", until I read her licence plate said "Jrsygrl". Makes sense now.

The Rock does not "masturbate". He "sands his wood".

Boiled over-hard is the only right way.

That head warble is mesmerizing.

Captain America with a five o'clock shadow is weird. Andy Dyer without one is, too.

How do people not know the joys of Milk-Steak?

Those poor raisins could have been wine. It makes me so sad.

Piranhas are cuter, he should get piranhas.

I was once a Booth Yeti at a snow sports trade show. I basically just wandered around in a furry suit and got free booze from my company's competitors while hitting on their Booth Babes. Life as a Furry was good for those few strange days.

Accepting Applications NOW!

Cinco De Mayo happens to fall on Taco Tuesday this year. Just sayin'.

If you know why this picture is relevant, you are old like me.

"Jayden Smith for Miles Morales"

Mr. Boa went back into his box.