“In this corner, wearing the horns and no trunks, Fluffy the Deathclaw. In the opposite corner, his opponent, wearing the sequin dress and ushanka hat, Marcy “The Moaner” Long. Let’s get ready to rumble!”

No, Slowpoke Rodriguez (Speedy’s Cousin), was the really racist cartoon character.

Your kids face when you walk in.

I like to take pics of the paint I mix too, but I obviously use a potato.

But can I put a beret on (robot)Curie yet? That is what has been missing this whole time.

Will Stan Rodgers be providing the musical entertainment?

Missing characters include: Flame Crotch Princess, Earl of Boobgrab, Lumpy Space Penis, The Lick, Rainiporn, Gruntor.

The white cliffs of Dover should be England’s Mt. Rushmore, but with carvings of the Queen’s Corgis.

Fact: Cat dicks are made of star stuff.

Finally the Breakfast Club meets Giant Robot movie I’ve always wanted to see. Hopefully they get Simple Minds to bust out a remix.

That plane must weigh so much Chris Cristie is forced to fly commercial.

More strip clubs, too. Just sayin’.

John Harrison should have been the Gorn.

She just had a baby. How about making some saggy post natal boobies? I need true realism in boob mods.

All I want to know is when is Vivid entertainment going to offer her a contract?

*trying not to make a joke*

One time I forgot I had a beet salad the night before. I turned the bowl into cherry kool-aid and freaked out for about twenty minutes.

The Green Lantern. Unless he needs to work on a School Bus.

Poor Michelle must be doing meth and living in the East Bay.