The real question is: Why does Loki look like Data?

It’s ok. I’ll give you a star and you can just pretend to give it back.

Because the geese were ‘Force’ fed.

The moral of this story is—don’t eat urinal cakes, or any products made using urinal cakes.

I’m from a California hippy town and I fucking HATE the Dead.

Louvered headlights are all the rage in the Empire.

In Total Recall, as Quaid is being put into the machine you can hear a technician in the background say “Blue sky on Mars, that’s a new one”. I’ve always loved that little bit of foreshadowing and I think it’s more telling than the salesman’s spiel.

I was hoping it would be more like this video:

Elves were just all the dwarfs the Soviets sent to the gulags in Siberia, and Rudolph’s nose was a side effect of Chernobyl.

The dead, mutated dolphins scare me more than most living enemies in the game. I’m glad I won’t be fighting any.

“I can accept messianic alien orphan superheroes and skyscraper-sized battle robots,” he writes. “But I will not stand for inaccurate portrayals of structural mechanics.”

“Piper liked that”

“I am programmed for your pleasure. Please assume the position” -F.I.S.T.O.

Keep us updated if this escalates. They should start a Change.org petition. Park outside your offices with sunshades painted to look like eyes. Perhaps burn an effigy of you. You could challenge them to a race, winner get to set arbitrary rules as to where eyes go on cars(I always put them in the trunk so the cops…

I started digging in Santa Cruz and all I found were dirty needles:(

Make her look like Bubba the Love Sponge’s wife. Just don’t post it up here, Gawker Media is in enough trouble as it is.

At least Codsworth know my name (Miss Fuckface).

I ordered a copy for PS4 and according to ups tracking it is “out for delivery”. I’m not too worried since I don’t get off work for another hour, but if it’s not there on time I’m gonna go after the Courier like a Feral Ghoul when they show up.

This post was published 4 hours after my ps4 arrived on my doorstep:(

Just his face pisses this guy off. The 3/4 turned baseball cap and 3xl tall tee on his skinny pale skeleton while rocking a flip phone from 2003 with his grandma’s old gold jewelry gets my testosterone orchestra into crescendo.