It’s in the beaver

I think he looks more like another Inhuman.

Popcorn laser

I think you’re talking about “The Forever War” which is the picture on the top of the page. I haven’t read it yet, but I’m not dead yet. So I got that going for me.

I’m gonna have a hot tinder date this weekend! Some one is actually gonna match me on tinder, I’m so exited. Too bad she’s going to be murdered, but then I’ll have a chance at Jessica Fletcher. Either way, everything is coming up bobmikecon!

The truth is, every country has Ninjas. You only hear about the Japanese and American ones because they are not very good at being Ninjas.

May they be forced to live out all the poop/vomit stories sent into “Behind Closed Ovens” for eternity.

If I press Anthony Hopkins balls on newspaper, will it show a mirror image of the text?

Are there extra points for including a 1970 Dodge Challenger?

“Actually Sir, Homo milk comes from Bulls.”

He was a regular patron of a bar I frequent Called “The Jury Room” where he met all the cops he befriended. It’s as creepy as you might expect.

Where all roads lead...

Looks about right to me.

Jeremy Clarkson should punch him again.

Just kidding. I love Postal Apocalypse.

“Suck it, Aquaman”

Just like Jurassic Park.

Can a car have Diplomatic Immunity? Impound that shit and send it to the next police auction.

Fill pint glass with ice. Slowly pour Wild Turkey 101 over the ice till full. Drink

Thanks. I had no idea they were anything more than a t-shirt company before.