This article has given me a new respect for Abercrombie and Finch. I thought they just made branded Douche-bags.

“Shut up Emilio. You know I wont let that happen.”

Aluminum foil boxes are on the same level as Cheese Graters in the “Shit I cut myself on all the time” category of kitchen utensils. Knives surprisingly are lower on the list than regular cardboard. Di I say that out loud, or did it escape my foil hat? Dammit shiny side is ou....

Definitely Dame Judi Dench. Did you see her hand in the first picture?

You are so getting an Awful Waffle for reminding me this exists.

Where’s the MEATLOAF?!?!

Ketchup Subsidies have been in place since the New Deal, so they are quite socialist to begin with.

Jamie Fox was spotted lurking in the shadows in Germany.

This is what I’m asking my roommates to get me for Christmas.

If I build the $300 PC, will it be able to play Fallout 4? That is all I really care about, and I don’t really want to get a PS4. I don’t mind a compromise between the $300 and $600 rigs, but I’m not looking to break the bank. I’ve been looking around, but I think I might be in a bit over my peasant head.

He held the position for a time, but his uniform was not as fancy.

The former Minister of Silly Walks in his full uniform

This guy looks like he needs a hug.

The Force is awkward with this one.

Secret Invasion, where the Skrulls infiltrate the superhero community

Here’s a pic i snapped at work a few weeks ago. Mixing paint can be interesting.

Stephen Hawking with a taser attachment...

Your constant reminder not to send poop/vomit stories, makes me want poop/vomit stories. I should reevaluate my life.

Tell us about the person you bought the car from. Was there any indication this person had mental stability issues before you saw their music selection? Were they missing any teeth, or eyes? Did they meet you in their driveway which was actually the parking lot of a storage building? The public must know in order to…

Cheeto in a wig