If you put on your tin-foil hat, she’s 300 lbs with the face of the Green Goblin wearing a mu-mu. Telepathy is a bitch.

Did you hear about Psych? That’s messed up.

It’s all fun and sparkly accessories until the kitty’s dragging poo across the floor.

I thought they were this color.

That’ll take care of Conkey once and for all.

They have good chimichangas in San Diego. I’m jealous.

We call them Mathew McConaughey

After only a few hours of hanging out with my 3 year old nephew this weekend, I have a burning hatred for anyone who has ever had anything to do with the making of “Little Einsteins”. There was NO math at all, only classical music played poorly. What does that have to do with Einstein? I feel stupider for having seen…

Pink heart sticker

The least John Candy thing John Candy has ever said. I imagine he cried bitter tears into his Molson after filming that scene.

Liam Neeson is your dad. His “special skill” is waiting while you risk your life to clear out Super Mutants from a basement. 1/10, not getting Taken again

I had something important to say, but then I found this picture of Buzz Aldrin and though it should be put here.

Awwws, its a heart. I hope one of them is cover in kitty stickers.

The armor of justice takes many amazing forms

But can it float over water without POWAR!

When Snake steps in dog shit does the smell give away his position?

What’s the Monopoly guy have to do with this?

If your jewelry is stolen, drop it like its hot!

Don’t forget to wear your safety goggles. They look coolest on your forehead or around your neck. NEVER put them over your eyes.

If you switch from nukes to sex toys, everyone gets fucked.