You should send him a thank you note. His work is crap and he thinks barb wire armbands are “fucking badass”.

:3

After looking at that, I don’t think I like ham anymore either.

Did you hear about pluto? That’s messed up.

Should have been driving a Saab.

This post is surrounded by Assholes!

If you think about it, any story about food is the beginning of a poop story.

Rubber baby buggy bumpers!

I’ve know a few people who work for them without engineering degrees. They mostly just assemble the plastics and such. I work with their designer occasionally making his custom color formulas. Keep applying and good luck.

I want this to happen so bad.

He was standing on the edge of the toilet trying to hang a “clock” when he fell and bumped his head causing him to have an epiphany which led to the creation of the Flux Capacitor. Sure Doc, you were hanging the “clock”. Would you like to talk about it?

I hears they got more internets down Californie-way. Internets as far as the eye can see, I tells ya.

My favorite “where did the physics go?” moment right here.

If you happen to get a hold of a muskrat...

Good point, but he didn’t even know how much it was worth or what it was. Humans are stupid.

There was no message and no one to send it to. Talk amongst yourselves.

What the hell got into Quill’s head when he decided to go and collect the orb for himself? Yondu has an army, a fleet of ships, a whistle arrow, and the connections to track your ass down. Don’t fuck with Yondu!

Couldn’t help myself

Labyrinth. That animatronic bulge was over the top.