Excellent dental care to be had in the Apocalypse.

RAL1021 Rape Yellow.

You can win a PT Cruiser, but then you lose at life.

This might be easier if you put the last few posts together. Just sayin'

"I took public transit after I crashed my Miata."

Only a million pounds for a possible racial slur not specifically directed at the plaintiff. She's low-balling them.

I love The Blues Brothers and I think they have the best chase scenes ever put on film, but c'mon.

As an Abraham Lincoln impersonator, I can honestly say the answer is Miata. Top Down with the Top Hat.

Woo, I can go camp for free at the Safeway in Salinas, CA.

Watch as the flames rise from the pouring gasoline.

I refuse to let a key control my emotions. It's a manipulative bitch.

Aston Martin's Emotion Control Unit. It's a god damn key. Just a stupid, clear, fancy-named chingadera for starting the car.

I'm going to take these away if you refuse to use them correctly.

Jalopnik only had 9 Answers of the Day,? That is an unbelievable automotive fact.

Ukko Mesikämmen

All it needs is a gun case and a toilet seat hanging off the hitch and we have a winner. Perhaps a mini bar for when your driving over international waters.

How do people not drown in Blitzball?

They make excellent banjos!

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