"I was buying Audis before it was cool."

Cummins?

Fuck spanking, Kids need to learn how to take a punch.

This one was hilarious.

"...laying out a big 'ol fudge dragon for all the world to see"

Endless Hummer

I clicked the article because that's what I was hoping for.

No you're not. Damn liars.

DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS BURNIN'?!?!

Elder Scrolls Online concept art:

Burnouts and the Judge go hand in hand, too!

Sitcom apartments. The architect always designs one wall that no one ever looks at or shows any interest in.

It will spontaneously combust.

You should do this for all celebrity car ads. Does Bruce Willis drive a Honda? What about the Jaguar commercial with the British villains? This could be some hard hitting investigative journalism here.

Hungry children asking for dinner as daddy yells racial slurs and dominates Call of Duty. Excellent COD players make awful parents.

The Judge. Just look at those huge burnouts there.

They are missing an amazing view. If they would rather watch T.V. than check out that sweet vista, CharleyV is right. The future is fat.