Kirk, please don't tell me what I have done. I think it is very rude and inaccurate.

Transgenders: More than Meets the Eye.

As your local DuPont/Axalta Jobber, I would recommend sand blasting to bare metal and epoxy priming in order to remove and seal out any of the old paint from contaminating your new top-coat.

Goes to show that God loves Asshats. He gives most of them BMWs.

I can't believe Argentina is more interested in curling than Canada. Also, I would like to point oot how disappointed I am that Hockey lost out to Figure Skating in your country. What the hell is that all aboot, eh?

Bleeping out the words will work great until Mr. Slave shoves something in his @55.

He wants a PC because without it he can't be part of the Glorious Master Race.

I almost got one. Wish I had.

He means

Done. Thanks for the heads up. Needed to be done months ago.

...And so it begins

PTO or GTFO

My roommates hair always gets stuck in my sock. I put my foot in and the hair slips between my toes without feeling too strange at first. I put on my shoes after and as soon as I take a few steps the hair makes itself known by flossing between my toes in the weirdest way. Every other issue with hair is minor…

Because walking on bricks will dull the skates. Something her teammate obviously does not understand.

I think you forgot one.

Yogurt, Yogurt, I hate Yogurt. Even with strawberrys!

I hope they keep going with Kirk's tendency to sleep with every race in the galaxy. It just wouldn't be the same if she didn't get freaky with some green skin dudes at some point.

Looks like american cheese, or maybe I'm thinking about it because you mention Guy Fieri.

I can't believe this hasn't shown up yet. It's so disturbing. Feel free to puke in your mouth a bit.