The veins are the sign of a Master Craftsman.

Where is the Dash-cam video?

Bi-Athletes should watch out in Russia. Putin does not approve of their skiing/shooting lifestyles.

Mmm. Hot Coffee.

Fuck you, I'm a man and I will stand up to pee. I thought Russians were tough, but if they're sit-down-pissers, I now know why we won the cold war.

The excavator has balls, but has he ever jumped through the air firing his guns and yelling "Arg!"?

The driver is the seventh star....and I'm walking home today. Still spiteful, but thanks for enlightening me.

I'm only posting this because my car is running like shit today.

At least they stopped texting.

Apocarlypse

Mackinac Island endorses Terri Lynn Land

Only Wesley Crusher can save us...Oh shit.

I'd rather have a Bugatti bed.

My cat peed on my clean laundry three days ago. I've been looking for a way to pay that bastard back. Mmmm, sticky vengeance.

That kid seems a little...

The only thing cuter would be to have rescued a kitten from the snow.

That is some hot metal porn. Mmmmmm!!

It would be better to siphon the fuel...then sell it back the next day.

This is the worst statistic I have ever seen in my life.

Whats the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?