Step 1: Buy a 3DS from Walmart

"Does anybody talk Jive?"

I started GTA online just for this. It was fun, but I'm not sold on the online experience. I'm old and I like my entertainment linear(and no one gifted me millions of dollars).

Any way you go about it, you can't outrun a radio.

breast game of the year

If any game but the one I picked wins I will cry and troll and write everything in CAPS because internet.

I know this one. Clenching cheeks as your driver puts you so close you can't see the licence plate on the car in front of you. "S'all good dude, I do it all the time" does not ease my mind.

I blame Obama

Merkin is the perfect name for a cat.

Standard operating procedure in my home.

It's not Bejing yet, but they're trying.

That's just Silliness

Not really auto related, but Jeremy Clarkson has the best Piers Morgan bashing twitter account.

Last week you guys didn't put bad paint as one of the most annoying cost cutting feature on cars. My grievance is against you Jalopnik. Yeah that's right. How can something as trivial as a blank button be as annoying as your car being destroyed by the elements?

Screw that front storage.

My store won't, but the shop next door will. OBD II only.

Paint! Bad paint is worse than any of these. Ever had a car that sheds clearcoat at highway speeds? You know what I mean. Blank buttons are fine. No bluetooth, who the fuck cares about bluetooth when your car has rust blooms popping up on your hood.

Bad paint. I hate this stuff. Cost cutting and new materials ruined so many factory paint jobs from the 90's.

Oh Lara, You dirty dirty adventurer

Boobspolsion, POW!