I got a van cab from Cancun airport to go to the Isla Muheres ferry. We picked up a bunch of local fishermen on the way. It wasn't a terrible experience, just very awkward. The messed up part was that my group payed for a taxi while the local dudes were just hitchhiking, in our cab, for free. Oh well, I was on…

I appreciate that. Thank you.

$2-$3 is what I PAY for drinks. I hate expensive bars with their highfalutin clientele. Give me a dive with no windows and plenty of ashtrays. Free pool and free jukebox, and no I won't tell you where this place is.

What is Lewis Hamilton's disability, and how the hell can an English Bulldog help in any way?

Hell yeah! My Forrester gets me from the California coast to Tahoe and back in one tank of fuel. I can't think of many things better than a Subaru for getting around on snow.

I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!!!

Don't worry, Trey and Matt will get delayed.

Porsche tower is just a squashed down version of Volkswagen tower.

I did it. Full confession. Give me my Xbone.

Probably costs as much as a set from Snap-on. Do they have a lifetime warranty?

Here you go.

But will she fit in the glove box?

I feel you, bro. That 'stash, oh that 'stash.

The shit-hawks are circling

You forgot that Blues Brothers is a musical, and the best movie ever.

50 years have made me know this is wrong. So wrong.

I'm terrified of the homeless too.

All animals have the same body parts, except vegans, they don't have brains!

At Bathurst, the challenges will be as follows: Sneak in more than 24 beers per person, drink them all, fight someone, climb something stupid (bonus points awarded for every foot fallen).

More like Joke-Car. Maybe it's a Faux-Car. Honestly, I don't think it would Go-Far.