Not to be confused with the limited edition Han Solo Nerf Herder Wallet. Yes it is scruffy looking.

Thank you. I know what I'm getting my roommate for christmas

Is this a picture of the summer of love?

And here I was just taking pictures of the beautiful dead bodies on fire.

I'd rather have this one.

I wanna see paper mache breathe fire. Sounds like fun.

Fastest when on missions from God.

Terminal velocity can be achieved with even the smallest engines.

It's James A. Kirk. So disappointing, but I have hope for his grandchildren.

That one lady pointed when she was clearly wearing pants. I call shenanigans.

"We had to beat them to death with their own shoes."

Why is there a rodeo clown at an offroad event? Was it an Off-Rodeo?

I have them all.

Ribs should be sous vide. Look it up. It's delicious.

Chrysler Turbine. They ran it on whiskey, and pissed off their mechanic in the process. It probably had a push button transmission, too.

When did Bonneville become round?

He had the strangest Texas accent ever.

Stop and frisk would work if they used sports teams as the excuse rather than skin color. All Oakland Raiders fans, do not pass go, do not collect $200.

By the beard of Zeus! Those were some fine comments, just be careful how you dispose of those burritos.