"I wanna go fast, I wanna go fast, I wanna go fast, I wanna go fast, I wanna go fast, I wanna go fast, I wanna go fast, I wanna go fast, I wanna go fast, I wanna go fast!"

I have that. I tell people it's a first generation GPS.

Soon there will be Hyperloops sending us to re-education centers where we will be trained for work on the asteroid mines that supply the rare elements needed to power Tesla submersible vehicles. We must stop this menace before his plans of world domination come to fruition.

"Do or do not. There is no try, Bro"

Hey Oregon, you just got served!

Sewage, agriculture run-off, red tide. Cleveland's might be more sanitary. At least you'll know where the floater came from.

I pee in that water.

I had one of those, too!

I love these cars. I once did a restoration with a friend on his 240Z that got totaled. We ended up with a bad ass custom ride for less than the insurance wrote the car off for. It was also a great learning experience because we had to replace almost everything below the lower body line to get rid of the rust. …

Congratulations Mailbox Cancer on todays COTD. These two gentlemen will soon deliver a closet full of sport coats for your enjoyment.

My thoughts went to this as well. Good job.

How long until Musk does a press conference to remind us that gasoline cars have wheels that can fall off too?

They don't have to take a test or pay any registration fees, so that makes them entitled to do whatever they please without regard for the humble drivers who pay for most of the road maintenance. It also gives them more reason to be smug than a vegan Prius driver wearing toe-shoes.

If you add enough heat, the paint will turn black...and bubbly

The trick is to shit your pants in front of the cop. You gotta seriously commit to the "I have to poo" excuse.

It is impossible to calculate the cost of dignity

Seafoam is a great product. I use it in my own car and have recommended it many times. I don't know how well it works in oil, I usually just throw in a bottle of Lucas instead of the fifth quart.

I'd like to point out that fixing paint cost that much because the materials and labor are justifiably expensive. If you think you can do a single panel blend repair that replicates the vehicles original condition, be my guest. It's a lot harder than shaking a rattle can around. That being said, 90% of the scratch…

Toyota coffee maker?