I hope Ted Nugent was playing on both their stereos.

I almost stabbed some fuck with a goofy John Waters mustache when he cut in line at gamestop yesterday. Motherfucker had no idea what kind of shit goes down on gta relese day.

Ban braking. It wastes fuel and turns the energy into useless heat. Cars would be so much more efficient if they only accelerated.

I hate to wish time away, but these next few days are way too long.

The best thing to do is look at the ingredients. Anything that doesn't start with molasses or brown sugar should be discarded. High fructose corn syrup doesn't caramelize the same as real sucrose.

It looks like a guacamole stain on my jeans that looks like Leonardo, or Winston Churchill depending on your perspective.

Scent of a woman. Hooah!

Two of my top five favorite car chases occur in this movie alone. Gotta love those massive pile-ups and the sheer awesome destruction of so many old cop cars. It could never be done today without stupid computers.

Is that a Grape Van?

Methane power. Eddies R.V. could have fueled itself with an E.G.R. in the septic.

He's gonna need a lot of extension cords.

Central and Northern California. There are a lot around here.

I love my '00 Forester. It drives great, maintenance is easy, and it seems to be invisible to cops. After living in Tahoe a few years back, I knew it was more than just a regular car. If I ever buy another car, it will be a Subaru (maybe something a little faster, though).

Oops, not Kurosawa's. It was directed by Hiroshi Inagaki. I learned something new.

I was thinking the same thing. Now I wanna watch Kurosawa's Samurai trilogy.

This is my son, Mass Air Flow Sensor and my daughter, Exhaust Gas Recirculator. We call the Maf and Gassy, they get along very well.

"I live dangerously and Ralph Nader can suck it"

Jay Leno

JESCO WHITE!!!! I'm gonna be mountain dancin' while I play the dang'ol video box! Yeehaw!!! Guess I'm gonna hafta git my GTA down at the Wallmart so I can pick up my Oxy at the pharmacy.