Ah, Southwest, you never disappoint. Mostly because we already assume it's going to be a horrible experience from the moment you buy the ticket.

I've never seen "The General Lee" or any clones. Bonus points would be issued if it was jumping a crick when I glimpse the glory.

I saw one come by my shop yesterday. I took a good long look and enjoyed the hell out of it. It was bright red and the body-man drove it just to grab some supplies for another job. I was very jealous.

Why not?

The police later fined the lemonade stand $399 for operating without a permit or health inspection. Too bad kid, that's business.

The missile is going to be aimed at Elon Musk's secret lunar base and waffle house.

They have Suicidal Tendencies? I hope they have someone with the bill of thier hat turned up in a ridiculous way.

Two '61 Impala convertibles and a '57 Bel Air were stolen from the Mecum auction as well. All stolen by fecal matter.

That's it. I can't take it any longer. I'm doing my pre-order today. It's only going to make the anticipation worse.

An old joke. Most serious Volkswagen guys have one hanging around their shop in case of emergency.

Trying to post this, if it shows up.

If you got a VW all you need is this:

I work for an auto parts store and we don't carry any of these things! I'm calling our DC and getting those suckers to ship me a display rack of all these products.

"The Judge can be bought", but who's gonna sell you theirs?

"The phone's for you, I think it's the Devil"

Someday the mountain might get you, but the law never will.

Will you be driving through Santa Cruz, and can you pick me up? I'm almost off work.

Yes, yes I would.

Reminds me of this gun-nut

Have you ever seen Mad Max?