I just take a couple of rubber strap wrenches out of the toolbox. One for the lid, the other for the jar. Leverage + friction = open jar.

No need to say “your papers please” in a fake German accent anymore.

You think deporting illegal criminals is awful and heartbreaking?? I feel like Im taking crazy pills

In LeMons? I may have thrown a lemon at you...

So why not both? Tea Party style (which they mostly lifted from Progressives, BTW) plus on-the-record votes to help dump them?

Bravo!

You got a post-84 Jag for $500? How cool is that?

Sounds like MI might be the right place to search for a classic car - so long as I don’t intend to register it there...

Let’s also put the “Evangelicals care about character” to bed as well.

Most of us thought it was a bad idea - even most of us who voted. In the non-flyover states, it was almost everybody - and we’re wondering WTF was wrong with everybody else.

Maybe it has to do with excise taxes. Many/most states passed them during WWII as ‘temporary war-emergency’ taxes. (Queue Russian saying about “nothing so permanent as a temporary thing”).

Quite possibly. see http://goaskalice.columbia.edu/answered-questions/bathroom-reading-and-hemorrhoids

I wanted one of these in the 80's. Ended up with a 280Z, which had its own charm...

so that I’m not spending an hour a day on the shitter staring at my feed hoping to find something I know won’t be there.

There are better options for us who don’t have just-mobile connectivity - and who can afford a lot of storage in our phones.

It also used to be a common first name in Roman times - usually given to a son whose father died before he was born. Daughters usually got family and clan names, and that was it. Sigh.

Just keep whispering that,

My theory: our so-called president had some extra instant-tan cream left over from when he stopped using it (did you notice mid-election when he got a bit less orange?) He’s been sharing it with staffers - or maybe making them use it as a punishment for showing up for work in a $10 suit.

So, mere days into 45’s administration.

Thanks for mentioning this! I’ve been a bit overwhelmed, trying to figure out if there’s anything I can do that might make a difference. Pretty sure this is ‘my cause’ now.