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Actually, I quite like that she has no problem sourcing her own mother as the person who taught her how to speak to these cretins. Her mother should be a proud parent!

♫ Fall into the War of Northern Aggression ♫

I really want to see a remake of that swing dancing ad using civil war reenactors...

I’ve been thinking about climate change. Who would benefit from a warmer climate? What country has a vast amount of potentially arable land once the permafrost melts? What country benefits the most from an ice-free Arctic? What country benefits from having a climate denial proxy in charge of a major world power?

Maybe they should start draping their clothes on the statues of the Confederacy.

Athleta and Old Navy, the lower-end brands attached to Gap’s parent company

Quick question: Had anyone seen that post before Ray brought it up?

For the record the single most overrated defensive player of all time. Yeah I said it. Couldn’t shed blockers, couldn’t cover for shit & basically had two 300 pound tackles in front of him so he never had to navigate through blockers. Ed Reed was ten times the player for The Ravens that he was. Fuck you Ray. I’ll take

He is a heretic.

Joel Osteen is a Pharisee, in fact.

Stoopid. lol

Since no one else has said it, can I send a big fuck you to Tyler Perry as well? So you’re going to take money that you promised to people in need and put it directly into the pocket of an already-rich person because you think they’re great? Come on.

No it will be to get the homeless person smell out of his megachurch.

I’m sure that money will make for a lovely kitchen update in the southwest guest wing of the Osteen’s Jesus approved mega mansion.

Solo ain’t never skipped a beat in the style game.

Your first question, is why I’m here. Why? Why she do this ALL THE TIME?! It don’t matter if it’s Gucci! I would never take credit for her looks if I were her stylist.