Wasn’t there the rumor a few months ago that Hope Hicks was being positioned for Trump wife number 4? Also is it bad that I can see her being front and center during the trial, while Melina takes Baron to Paris the moment she can, in a somewhat sad attempt to get back in the modeling game by starting her own fashion…

That could also be because she’s Ivanka-adjacent (to borrow a real estate term he’d understand).

She probably has dirt on Tango himself as he clearly has a thing for her (bleurgh) given how close he’s kept her.

He thinks if he says something enough it’ll become true.

I read Seth Abramson’s analysis of the indictment and Papadopolous follow-up and he was quick to point that Trump stopped tweeting about all this very shortly after the news about Papadopolous broke.

“....Also, there is NO COLLUSION”

he says a lot of things...

“Hey, I only hired this guy *AFTER* he did all those crimes! So it’s all cool, right?”

“Fuck Jordan. Fuck Chaffetz. They’re both assholes.”

They’re super smart and quite complex, but weirdly have very short lifespans considering that. I always found that perplexing not that they have a choice it just seems like bad planning in nature or something.

ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn

Well, the Giant Meteor disappointed so why not Cthulhu?

I know they aren’t dolphins, but octopuses are smart as hell, too. All I can think now is... does this mean the Vogons are coming to just blow us all up soon?

ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn

Balls in your court Cowgirls. Does Jeruh rule you?

It’s almost as though these owners see their teams as the modern day plantations and their players the modern day cotton pickers. What a surprise!

I’ve lived in Houston for almost 20 years and successfully not given a shit about the Texans since they came into existence. I’m now a fan. Fuck McNair.

Wow, it’s almost like the protests, like the national anthem itself, have nothing to do with the troops and everything to do with the dehumanization of black people. Who knew!

More stars!

Travis, I know you’re on the Chargers, but next time, just trust your offense.