Harden Vs. Manu: Flop City Boogaloo

The author, Karl, cannot be clicked. Drew’s return: confirmed.

Charlie said you’re an idiot. Let’s see if you respond to an edit or if you’re a good bot.

Breaking: Corruption somewhere across an ENTIRE FUCKING CONTINENT THAT IS FUCKING HUGE!! Localize. Africa is treated like it’s a country. Africa is larger than Europe PLUS the United States PLUS China PLUS India. By my count that is one full continent, two sub-continents, and a minor sub-continent.

ETA: To this day…

Big Mac Attack vs. Friars: who ya got

So the Twitter version of Carlos Mencia. Great. JUST GREAT.

He totally pulls out his waistband and let’s it snap, giggling to himself “more like Hanes HIS way”

We traded Drew for a Subadrew. More like boooo! Hey-oh!

From Charleston, about 10 miles away from Mattoon where the school shooting that Emeritus is referring to. I live in Chicago now, and when I told my coworkers that there was a school shooting in essentially my hometown, they gave thoughts and prayers and collectively shrugged because this is what we have become numb…

Well they had the worst at the beginning of the season, but then they benched Melo

There is no way that Sabathia is is older than Pujols

BULLshit*

People complained that Thibodeau ran the players into the ground with so many minutes in games, now they complain they are being run into the groun with too many practices. When will people realize that it’s just a fact of life the Bulls suck?

This is such an end-of-season ratings ploy for the Williams-Sonoma letter. From one heartless marketer to another, kudos!

It was all a misunderstanding...

Should be a drawing during this year’s awards and the winner gets to attend next year, but the catch is you have to fly Spirit and minimum 3 connection flights

Should have snapped into a slim jim

This is why futbol is dumb. If you have 11 players, and someone runs across the pitch (120 yards long), then the other team deserves to pay the price for not hustling/ being as fast/ not having a defensive alignment to counter/ not being as good. Kiss my rugby ass.

Let's Remember Some Guy Named Mitch Richmond Was Allowed In The Hall Of Fame. This Is Just As Bad.

Darryl Morey chucking the deuces while Melo chucks up another terrible shot