Hi, former ungreyed Deadspinner AND Jezebeller here. Just wanted to say FUCK JIM SPANFELLER. Do you know how hard it is to be worse than AJ Daulerio?!?! Even Farmers Insurance actuaries have more sympathy than that turd in the bowl of new years champagne punch, and they will pop up unannounced at full volume to remind…

STICK TO SPORTS!

Awesome call here starting at ~22 seconds “We will see you tomorrow night”

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With Farmers Insurance I can quit visiting Deadspin

What blocks autoplay ads on the G/O family?

I think the main thing that makes my computer respond differently is the shitty autoplay ads. It makes my speakers respond with audio I didn’t ask for which really annoys my coworkers.

I’m on a PC and this is happening. Phone is fucking terrible (iPhone using Chrome) with the shitty pop-ups

I liked them all except Raysism. He was too fast to reply, too quick-witted, and too funny for my tastes.

WHY ARE “RECENT VIDEOS FROM DEADSPIN” AUTO-PLAYING. MAKE IT STOP. I AM SO FUCKING DONE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST QUIT RUINING DEADSPIN.

Not to sound like Captain Obvious, but you can probably get one by being the backup to the internet

Excuse me but Chase Daniel is the epitome of Mediocre QB™ thank you very much

How many years have you been sitting on this gem just WAITING for your moment to shine? 

I’m just hear for the dead hooker jokes

+1 ugh take your star

This will be Burfict’s 14th suspension in his NFL career

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I always love telling people that the Viagra Triangle is a real place, and everyone knows where it is!

So about $27.10 in dimes? I can pitch in to your GoFundMe

It’s a useful assistant for when you want to go hands-free “Hey Siri - text mom “love you have a great day” or on my watch when I’m running phoneless “Hey Siri set a reminder to take out the trash in an hour” or “Hey Siri how old is Liev Schriber”