Similar to Chris, I have plenty of empathy for WeWork’s employees. Even the white collar ones who, while likely handling the day-to-day operations and other needs at a desk job somewhere, were still probably getting squeezed to a pulp by the company’s executives.

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Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

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David, I wish to register a complaint. You’ve filed this story to Politics, but this is erroneous, as this is clearly a Sports Story.

You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.

i wanted to turn this in to the Deadspin Lost & Found Department. Can I just leave it here? 

Hey, let’s talk about how G/O media are such gutless scum that they took down all of the posts across the kinjaverse about how awful the autoplaying videos are and how to contact the ownership about it.

I feel about this the same way I feel about all the parents who named their daughters Daenerys.... Maybe don’t go all-in on something that isn’t finished yet?

They were clearly saying boo-urns.

Over near the grassy goal line.

he claims his wife was helping him put his clothes on, but really she was helping smash the scarab beetles.

“But when I Zapruder it, looks more legit.”

Log off.  Power off the computer and have yourself an adult beverage.  Your work is done today.  

Since this is Max “what broken nose” Scherzer - “back spasms” must mean literal scarab beetles crawling around under his skin and chewing on his muscles and tendons, a la 1999's The Mummy. 

Ross: Stress for Less

Well even there he was quoting his Dad’s call of Kirby Puckett in ‘91.