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Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

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David, I wish to register a complaint. You’ve filed this story to Politics, but this is erroneous, as this is clearly a Sports Story.

You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.

i wanted to turn this in to the Deadspin Lost & Found Department. Can I just leave it here? 

Hey, let’s talk about how G/O media are such gutless scum that they took down all of the posts across the kinjaverse about how awful the autoplaying videos are and how to contact the ownership about it.

Yes, but it also plays into his “most attacked president in history” narrative and by Wednesday, he’ll be saying it was just a small group Democratic representatives and he heard they had paid some people off to boo him. Probably illegal immigrants taking those booing jobs away from real Americans who love him, but…

They were clearly saying boo-urns.

Over near the grassy goal line.

he claims his wife was helping him put his clothes on, but really she was helping smash the scarab beetles.

“But when I Zapruder it, looks more legit.”

Log off.  Power off the computer and have yourself an adult beverage.  Your work is done today.  

Since this is Max “what broken nose” Scherzer - “back spasms” must mean literal scarab beetles crawling around under his skin and chewing on his muscles and tendons, a la 1999's The Mummy. 

Ross: Stress for Less

Well even there he was quoting his Dad’s call of Kirby Puckett in ‘91.

Billy Joel is the autoplay Farmers Insurance ad of rock radio.

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