As a non-Cowboys fan, the country at-large is tired of you Cowboys fans

I mean everyone knows that LeBron went to the Lakers so that his son could go to a basketball powerhouse, pick up skills against top-notch competition, and potentially be Griffey Sr./Jr. on the court one day, right? Because if anything else was the case he would have gone to the Dubs, Celtics, or Rockets...

WOAH. Best player? Because the stars rotated out so that the other stars could play, and he stayed in? That’s a hot take.... muy caliente.

Chris Paul and Carmelo Anthony languishing, exposed as overrated. The only problem is it’s happening 7 years too late so it will be written off when they get undeservedly enshrined

Please no. I couldn’t beat it as a kid because it was so freakin’ hard. I can’t handle that pain again as an adult.

Confirmed: Darren McFadden returning to Oakland

If they don’t like video game crunch I can always bring them in for management consulting. Same work week and you never see friends or family BUT you get to live in airports and hotels in a new city every other week

His agent was using Cricket wireless. Say no more.

Bears fan. Can do without you confirming. We already have enough on our hands between TruVicksky and all the giardeniara oil and malort on our shirts, not to mention the ketchup in our closets

Texas resident blacked out in Jacksonville. Nothing to see here folks

+1 Melo iso-brick

So you’re trading more scoring for less? As a former standout high school athlete who went the religious route in college I can assure you this is NOT a good idea

Haven’t seen a 2 man Seattle team fall that short since Kemp & Schrempf ran into LJ and Mourning every Saturday during my childhood

The most important reason is because those kids aren’t vaccinated and will give your kids SUPER POLIO

Found the Greggggggg burner account. What a haughty dipshit!

Do you expect anything less from this organization?

Hire her before The Ringer does. It will be the best decision made at deadspin since you all let Magary go on Chopped

I was an original Deadspinner, and I can’t get out of the greys anywhere BUT Deadspin. Probably because my jokes are hot garbage womp womp

Never is probably too soon for a joke about pedophiles 🤐🤐

We are so, so, SO fucked in two years. A divorced, bourbon-when-i-wake-up, maniacally angry Zodiac.....