Bears fan. Can do without you confirming. We already have enough on our hands between TruVicksky and all the giardeniara oil and malort on our shirts, not to mention the ketchup in our closets

Texas resident blacked out in Jacksonville. Nothing to see here folks

+1 Melo iso-brick

So you’re trading more scoring for less? As a former standout high school athlete who went the religious route in college I can assure you this is NOT a good idea

Haven’t seen a 2 man Seattle team fall that short since Kemp & Schrempf ran into LJ and Mourning every Saturday during my childhood

The most important reason is because those kids aren’t vaccinated and will give your kids SUPER POLIO

Found the Greggggggg burner account. What a haughty dipshit!

Do you expect anything less from this organization?

Hire her before The Ringer does. It will be the best decision made at deadspin since you all let Magary go on Chopped

I was an original Deadspinner, and I can’t get out of the greys anywhere BUT Deadspin. Probably because my jokes are hot garbage womp womp

Never is probably too soon for a joke about pedophiles 🤐🤐

We are so, so, SO fucked in two years. A divorced, bourbon-when-i-wake-up, maniacally angry Zodiac.....

I’m here

FTP

Josh Allen is the new Jay Cutler is the new Jeff George. Obviously he’s going to be a bald reality star and his kids are going to catch polio.

You keep posting videos that don’t play if you scroll past. Some of us try to give your website clicks while we are at work. Perhaps the two could somehow have trouble co-existing....

Never go on a game show! Never do it!

Didn’t know you posted this first since you are in the greys. My bad. Us r/chibears’ers need to stick together in this dark time of titty kissing.

That is actually an even better idea. Deadspin i-Team: ASSEMBLE!

r/chibears has the Jay-only clips posted within hours of the show airing. It’s fully jumped the shark over there and we are barely halfway through the preseason. Dale the Deer is probably going to be voted MVP of the subreddit this year.