No clue - I figured I would leave that to the journalists. I’m too lazy to google things when I’m working from home.

LUNG DOCTORS HATE THIS ONE WEIRD TRICK!

Obligatory fuck Luke Heimlich.

I never thought I would say this, but this is where we are in 2018.

I was in the middle of eating my W but couldn’t handle the fireworks of this post

Spezio would have such a soul, patch up the article

For some reason I remembered your reply, and wanted to take a moment to invite you to watch the second Venom trailer that released today. Sony + superhero movies = flopping turds in the wind

Not sure why Doolittle is trying so hard to end bigotry? We all know St. Peter won’t let gingers through the pearly gates because they don’t have a soul

Yeah but I think Mattoon is where they kept all the good meth

You leave Chuck Vegas out of this!

“Hue Jackson makes Jeff Fisher look like Vince Lombardi.”

Jose Aldo: drinking in college

Woah woah woah, I’m from IL and I’m here to tell you about a shitty little place called Indiana. They are known for such treasures as Mike Pence, Notre Dame, and picky cake sales. 

Call me when James Jones has a Chinese contract so that he and LeBron can go chase down another finals appearance

He would start. Boogie’s outlook is bleak - Elton Brand is best case scenario for a big man Achilles comeback. And Cousins doesn’t stretch the floor like Love, thus why I would have enjoyed seeing Love play with the Dubs. Can’t believe this generated so much attention when I was trying to make a joke about Love being…

Well captain fucknuts, for starters he would be a 16-12 machine and would be viewed much more favorably compared to his time with LeBron. His narrative could change from 5x all-star to fringe HOF. He could help take the next evolution of death squad. He could dip his nutsack on your nose. FOH.

I really would have liked to see Love join the Dubs. May have completely changed the narrative for his career. Now he just gets to set the Cuyahoga River on fire 22-28 times a year

Barbaro would have beat Wallace like a rented mule

Correct - but again, GMG staff should be able to reverse engineer the account that brought the troll out, then ban both accounts. It’s electronic forensics 101. Now back to our regularly sheduled shitposts...

Serious question: who started following that troll to bring them out of the greys? Was there a name change along the way? Who else is that user associated with? Should be easy for the editorial team to clean up some garbage.