Wow and I always thought Planet Fitness was the gym that was soft as baby shit

You need to reconceptualize your dietary intake times

I had to google it to verify, but HOLY SHIT Oliver Perez is still playing! He seems like he should be about 50 years old by now!

Christkindle isn’t cold. Hard to be cold when you are smushed together with 10,000 of your closest suburban friends and you literally shuffle your feet rather than walk, but hey at least you pay 8 bucks for a cup of shitty microwaved wine ok you know what fuck Chicago I hate this city and it’s 137 days of January

AJ Daulerio paid for a .jpg but then he got greedy paying for a .mpg and look where we are now

As Nick Denton titled the final Gawker post, this is “How Things Work”

Bidwill also knows they ain’t making the playoffs! You realize he meant 4 preseason games + 16 regular season games, right?

My dad bod agrees that there is nothing better than a cold meatloaf sandwich the next day. Well, maybe served with a side of cold pizza...

The problem with Melo is he was only ever able to elevate his game a couple times a year - Olympics Melo WAS peak Melo and his talent was never more than Hall of Good enough to sustain an elite level of winning basketball.

We don’t write in Sheed until the sequel “Kicking The Balls 2: Ball Don’t Lie”

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Take your goddamn +1 and get out of here dad

I’ll root like hell to watch Lebron and Draymond shut him down during his 9 mins per game off the bench in the playoffs before he gets DNP-CD’d

I want Melo to go to LA just so Lebron can give him the Mario Chalmers treatment he has deserved all these years

I hope Univision reads this. Esports are the future. I hate Esports. I’m a 32 year old white upper middle class male in a finance industry leadership position. I’m personally woefully out of touch with what drives mordern industry. I also invested in Esports because I’m not a moron. Esports will continue to thrive and…

Breaking: Cleveland’s spirit

There is only one way BlackBerry will ever even sniff the potential of thinking about making a comeback: one dedicated device (not 2,3,14, etc.) and make it a free phone, not subsidized contract prices but real honest free phones for major carrier contracts, OR <$100 to own outright. The bleeding isn’t done, but they…

According to various io9 articles—even though it has never been observed, scientists believe that Dark Energon accounts for up to 80% of all Energon in the universe

14% is a garbage APR. No one should sign up for that.