Children locked in cages is normal. Move on, find a new slant.*

+1 Take your underrated star

Howard, Chris Paul, McGrady, Richmond, and Melo can fuck right off to the hall of decent and sometimes very good

Proof gerrymandering is fake news

CONFIRMED: Kawhi giving up on lifelong HOF dreams and settling for LA Groupies

Worst Pranks In Baseball

I need to see what years of corn dogs and lack of HGH have done to Big Country

I uber before I take the red line... and I lived two blocks from the Belmont station :/

Gotta ride on the fancy schmancy brown line/purple line with your pinkie up to get that crappy AC

That’s not how you spell

A new Ventra pass is $2.50 (for these airport riders)+ $2.50 for rides since January

Across the street from Block 37 is Macy’s on State Street, which the entire shopping area is a heavy tourist trap. Macy’s already sold some of their building for real estate (I think the top 4 floors?). What do you think happens next to the formerly historic Marshall Fields site from a company that is hemorrhaging…

You have the Metra which is 45 mins tops if you aren’t going out to like Barrington or someplace crazy...

It will cost the same or less than an Uber from the city to O’Hare (usually $35-70 depending on time and surge)

I’m a daily commuter on the L, formerly the blue line (O’Hare transit line). I cannot wait to give Elon my money. TAKE. MY. MONEY.

Wait Matt Kemp still plays? I always get him mixed up with Andruw Jones. Kind of like how Jones and Kemp get mixed up with the mashed potatoes at the buffet table.

But who do you pick for NBA Jam? Gotta go with Schrempf and Kemp, right?

**clutches my pearls tightly and gasps!!**

Not to be confused with Colorado Springs, CO

I would really like to see InstaCart