I want Melo to go to LA just so Lebron can give him the Mario Chalmers treatment he has deserved all these years

I hope Univision reads this. Esports are the future. I hate Esports. I’m a 32 year old white upper middle class male in a finance industry leadership position. I’m personally woefully out of touch with what drives mordern industry. I also invested in Esports because I’m not a moron. Esports will continue to thrive and…

Breaking: Cleveland’s spirit

According to various io9 articles—even though it has never been observed, scientists believe that Dark Energon accounts for up to 80% of all Energon in the universe

14% is a garbage APR. No one should sign up for that.

Children locked in cages is normal. Move on, find a new slant.*

+1 Take your underrated star

Howard, Chris Paul, McGrady, Richmond, and Melo can fuck right off to the hall of decent and sometimes very good

Proof gerrymandering is fake news

CONFIRMED: Kawhi giving up on lifelong HOF dreams and settling for LA Groupies

Worst Pranks In Baseball

I need to see what years of corn dogs and lack of HGH have done to Big Country

That’s not how you spell

Wait Matt Kemp still plays? I always get him mixed up with Andruw Jones. Kind of like how Jones and Kemp get mixed up with the mashed potatoes at the buffet table.

But who do you pick for NBA Jam? Gotta go with Schrempf and Kemp, right?

**clutches my pearls tightly and gasps!!**

Not to be confused with Colorado Springs, CO

To be fair, Thompson doesn’t have as much skin in the game

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Maybe people go to the West to avoid him? Probably didn’t think about that...