Simon Sez it takes a Double Team to get after the Rocket Man

Can we please have Michael Shannon do a dramatic interpretation of this voicemail? He killed it with the sorority letter

The world is cruel. I felt the same way a few years ago about TMac - hell I used to exclusively play in the TMac 3 velcro covers and Agent Zero shoes. It’s a really crappy feeling when you realize that Vince Carter is pretty close to the same boat.

Re: Paul - I’m not one who thinks that a ring defines a player because that does take a defined team approach; however, I am the type that thinks in the NBA, one star player wins at least the first round annually-ish (over half the league makes the playoffs, a third make it to round 2). Paul doesn’t pass the eye test…

Ryan Howard was overrated. He’s the Chris Paul, Carmelo Anthony, [insert Dallas Cowboys player] of baseball

False. No household is allowed two accounts out of the greys. Nice try spambot.

“““I don’t want to belong to any club that would have me as a member.”

Howie Schultz sure has been active on gawker today

Gritty if true

Please do not stop your coverage. You are doing a great service and I do my part to share your findings with each report. It needs to be discussed, and you break it down in a great way to share with others. Thank you.

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The replies to this thread give me goosebumps. It’s like Deadspin Classic released their greatest hits, updated for your Kinja platform viewing pleasure. The Philly gods are horse shitting on Fox News and Daulerio’Tulu is pleased.

I like Old Vegas better

Steph wised up after watching Drake get pwned

Probably somewhere shitty if he’s a consultant typing on Deadspin on a Friday.

Why the weird heights and weights?

50% of all assets, and she left you for the yoga instructor?

odds are 28-3 that 0-27 is the new 3-1

Chris Paul is overrated af. I said it and I stand by it.

Steph Curry Breaks The Game James Harden likes he’s Brad Lidge 2.0