50% of all assets, and she left you for the yoga instructor?

odds are 28-3 that 0-27 is the new 3-1

Chris Paul is overrated af. I said it and I stand by it.

Steph Curry Breaks The Game James Harden likes he’s Brad Lidge 2.0

Just here two days late to remind everyone the Chris Paul always has “a bad team” or “got hurt in the playoffs” or “is as good as his colleague Carmelo” or “is overrated as fuck”

Serious question: what does ratioed mean? I only get notifications if someone accidentally clicks the star button on my semi-witty replies

GOD BLESS THE TROOPS

This is much better than how I tried to articulate it.

This is a very correct take. AJ Daulerio probably disagrees though.

This just seems petty. If you want to go after Barstool there are SO. MANY. REASONS. But this is like going after an analyst at Enron, it is misplaced and makes no sense. At least go after that cokehead misogynist Portnoy.

Matt Hughes with the GOAT slam

We are four years away from a 15-minute brawl because someone didn’t wear a seat belt in the bullpen car.

It even has uneccesary violence! When is America going to finally embrace rugby as The One True National Sport Where We Celebrate Getting Shitfaced On Sundays (TM)

If it clears some space on the patio in Wicker Park then I am all for those yuppie tacos thx

BREAKING: LeBron pitching a no-hitter, mighty Casey has just struck out

1) Who do you think you are, Takeout? This isn’t Deadspin and I want my click back.

My grandfather used to put 2 drumsticks and a breast on the bottom rack of the dishwasher, beets and radishes on the top rack, and chow down with a side of Tomsula Gravy (the soupy mixture that congeals at the bottom after cooking this amazing meal)

I hope this ends well for GMG. If not, this is a heck of a mountain to plant the flag and die on. Long live Will Leitch (because Deadspin brought me to GMG).

Steph Curry’s alma mater has really fallen since his heyday

Eww gross go back to Mississippi you heathen