You say you don’t wish that on your worst enemy? Your ex-wife’s attorney would like to have a word with you

You say you don’t wish that on your worst enemy? Your ex-wife’s attorney would like to have a word with you

What agreement with Balmer are you referring to?

I was fresh off a company-paid soup, salad, and breadsticks bonanza. I blame my ignorance on the Olive Garden-induced food coma; also, the bubble guts that came an hour after

We’ve found Jimmy Garrapolo’s account

Wait what... you’re AUSTRALIAN?!?!

Hi, welcome to Deadspin. Would you like to hear a dick joke?

Last night’s megatrade 

Boooooo

What a bunch of morans!

St. Louis was founded in 1794. Your move Winnipeg Director of Community Communications (once your wifi kicks back on)

Pretty sure the Arch in St. Louis is the Gateway To The West. Winnipeg should learn how to claim that title The Right Way.

I run marathons and love them, but I’ll be damned if I’m witholding a star from anyone who rightly declares that autoracing is not a sport

Well thanks! Same to you!

To not get divorced again, again. Also, to make it out of the greys. Getting out of the grey comments would be pretty cool too, or whatever.

Dak Prescott was exposed this year. Derek Carr may very well have peaked early a la Stafford’s 5k yard season. Jimmy is from EIU, capital of grit country (and meth use)

Spoken like a true Bengals fan. Take your pineapple pizza and go home, because with that mindset the only home run you will ever hit is on MLB The Show

Bumping your reply and starring because facts rule, no matter what the catholic church (intentionally lower case c) says

Wrong! SAD! #badbot