Eh, it’s not like they’re bears or something.

Oh I know. I just wanted some pie. It was delicious.

Octopi.

Take note, America: these guys know how to get fleeced the right way. We’re talking about the best suckers in stadium swindling.

I get it now. 2016 isn’t real, it just refuses to break kayfabe.

Hold up? Normally, getting kicked in the rocks causes a man to go straight down.

Bautista retorted by declaring his distaste for Baltimore, claiming that all the good characters on The Wire were dead, anyway.

Four, actually. Possibly eight.

FF: Is there anyone you’d like to thank for your success this year?

Discovery of FCCs in the car does not mean that all the shots were fired in the car. For example, if I shoot you in your kitchen, the FCCs may end up in your living room. Or, some FCCs actually landed outside and went undiscovered. Moreover, firing at someone on the ground won’t necessarily create a strike mark on…

Just a friendly reminder that this beautiful bastard remains on the outside looking in. There’s still time to get one thing right this year.

Where’s the love for this, deadspin? Where is the mothafuckin’ love?

God I hope he becomes Cleveland’s next kicker.

I hope Pence has his fiddle ready.

We’re. So. Fucked.

My favorite part was when we made a shot for shot remake of Triumph of the Will in Cleveland over four days.

Can she invite Richie Incognito over instead?

Didn’t the plot for the first season leak back in 1996?

Killing racists, however, has proven quite successful.

“Just look around.”