Sure, but let’s leave bleach out of it. Bleach did nothing to deserve this kind of treatment.

we all hate the way it looks too.

Any city in Delaware because Delaware is a pyramid scheme and a fucking toll vacuum

Oh my, Ilovelife1 and Ilovelife2 were much more gracious.

DENMAKR is a dating app that describes itself as being “for Bob Villa types.”

My mom owns me online constantly.

the Raiders just got woefully unlucky

I’m going to play through Ocarina of Time for the first time.

Well, it’s nice to see a Cardinals drive actually end in points for once. Unfortunately, they are on Floyd’s license.

Jimmy Carter: <cracks peanut; arcs it up and in> “See here, <crunch> now, we need a new department <crunch>, to take care of all this nucular and what-for.”

Everett was just trying to honor Sproles.

What the hell is he doing living in Moonachie? Moonachie’s known for three things: home break-ins, Teterboro Airport, and the Vince Lombardi Rest Stop.

“These two members of the Trump Administration were hit with the Stone Cold Stunner” will be a Jeopardy question in twenty years.

Kirk Cousin may have bet on himself, but Fitzpatrick, in true Harvard fashion, shorted his own stock before the season started, so he’s still the one coming out ahead.

Blue and Yellow declined to comment other than to say they stand behind their son and will continue to support him.

The elusive Big Banksy

Made this for yaou.

They say Hamilton Nolan is a giant. And here he is, directing Chicago while shitting on Boston.

No.... it’s where’s waldo! (I think)

Hmmm...can’t think of any...nothing comes to mind...