God I hope he becomes Cleveland’s next kicker.

I hope Pence has his fiddle ready.

We’re. So. Fucked.

My favorite part was when we made a shot for shot remake of Triumph of the Will in Cleveland over four days.

Can she invite Richie Incognito over instead?

Didn’t the plot for the first season leak back in 1996?

Killing racists, however, has proven quite successful.

“Just look around.”

“It’s not because we don’t want to have smart conversations about sports and pop culture. It’s because we think you suck.”

I expect Deadspin to ask the hard questions: Whose shit was it? How did the shit get on the bread? Who carried the sandwich to the inmate? Did this individual wear gloves? Were those gloves blue?

Chicago: Always trendy, never the trendsetter.

Isn’t Cleveland the Cincinnati of the Midwest?

Given the quality of their “pizza,” they don’t have much else to boast about. Let them have this one, Hamilton.

Thankfully we have journalists who will zoom to the cause of the beef and keep it within frame.

SEPTA is on strike. That bridge is bumper to bumper. I smell a conspiracy.

Man, remember when we hated him for shooting that guy? Those were the days.

Bradley’s requested last meal: crumbs.

It’s probably the salts in the post-practice ice baths. Failing that, meth.

You think, therefore you are (correct).