Good evening everyone! Fun in the craft aisle tonight.

Hellooo Jezzies! I did not think my tired ass was gonna make it. Craft Thread!

This applies to almost every Gilmore girls joke that referenced a really obscure author but only 5 years later when I took literature classes in college

... and open to any gentleman callers iff’n they want to go a courtin’ down by the old magnolia tree

Um, yes, his entire paradigm IS in danger.

It’s almost like the dumbass lizard brained reactionaries who call themselves conservatives (LOL) will dismiss multiple lies by a sitting appellate in front of a senate committee and cable news; dismiss all the partisan conspiracy theory BS; and still support the entitled alcoholic teenage sex terrorist for a…

That is part of listening. You can’t listen if your gums are flapping. White men do need to shut up - when they listen. And they should listen far, far more often than they currently do. 

I don’t think many people are telling white men to shut up. I think they are saying “maybe listen some.”  

I am glad I get to be alive at the same time as these women. That is the only bright I can find right now. I am in awe of their bravery. 

Mark Judge is the key to all of this. If they don’t bring him before the senate under oath, that proves this is all for show and they have no interest in the truth. There is a reason he has not submitted an affidavit under the threat of perjury and why he is hiding out in a beach house.

Showgirls is fantastic... ally camp and the scene in which Kyle Maclachlan ‘makes love’ to Jessie Spano in a violently splashing pool is hilariously anatomically impossible. 

Bieber’s stache looks like it smells so bad. 

Umm, you forgot Hillary, who he threatened to lock up despite not being guilty of anything.

Well, thankfully we’ll soon be in mitten season. If you lose it and slap someone either you won’t do any lasting damage or won’t leave any DNA evidence behind.

Ann Coulter is already making that claim.

True. This is a job he’ll likely keep until both of his feet are in the grave but he needs to be rushed through without such serious allegations being thoroughly checked out?

Guise, I don’t know how much longer I can have this litany of memories of sexual predation, harassment, and abuse roll in my mind. I’m having PTSD from the Anita Hill testimony. It's all I can do not to grab men and slap them senseless. God forbid I run into a women who claims all of this is a Democratic plot.

I’m his constituent, and the ghost prune is going down. This dude’s been working incredibly damn hard for over a year to protect all kinds of dastardly shit, and he’s so lit up in the spotlight that journalists are going to ask why in the hell he’s doing all this, especially since once upon a time, he was a normal…

The “against these last-minute allegations” gives it away. if he was truly, wholly innocent wouldn’t Kavanaugh *want* the opportunity to clear his name no matter the length of a potential delay in the confirmation process? Like he’ll gladly accept being forever remembered as “Justice ‘Probably Assaulted a Girl’” so…

2 thoughts...where there’s smoke, there’s fire.  The other is that Ronan Farrow just won a Pulitzer for bringing down Harvey Weinstein; no way this story wasn’t vetted as carefully as can be.