My mother is a narcissist, and I thought the same thing about him. And holy shit, if I was a public figure and my mother had a platform to drag me, she would do the same thing he’s doing.

It’s interesting that I haven’t heard much about or from her actual ex husband!

Kate Middleton didn’t have lots of family either. Her parents who are together, her two siblings, and her dodgy rich uncle. Five family members in that huge cathedral. It just seems to be how Royal weddings go for the newbies.

Meh, Meghan Markle has a reputation for being a social climber. Her wedding guest list was so strange, all famous people and no one from her pre-Suits days except for one or two influential, rich women. Her dad and sister seem on brand.

Right. He chooses to see it in a materialistic, social climbing sense, while she could have very well meant to not waste your time with people who are only there to drain you.

And you know, because she is a social worker and into yoga I could totally buy her saying that and meaning it in an airy-fairy expansive way, “does this person bring you joy, happiness, etc if they are not why are are you bending over backwards for them?” and narcissistic a-hole Thomas could only hear it in one way.

That has huge currency for me. My great niece had two brain tumors, she was 6. She really really wanted Bruno Mars to help her build a play house (ridiculous ikr) While I get that in no way did he have the time or anything else to make that happen. They were informed by the Make a Wish foundation that he is on the…

Probably something along the lines of ‘Well, I am getting married, and he is my dad and I’d like him to be at my wedding; maybe he’s changed and I should give him a second chance.’

“Doria always told Meghan, ‘If they’re not doing anything for you, why should you do anything for them?’”

i could not care less about John Cena and Nikki Bella but today i learned that John Cena has granted more Make a Wish wishes than any other celebrity.

It’s interesting that I haven’t heard much about or from her actual ex husband! Either the Queen’s corgi goon squad scared him good or he just didn’t want to be cast as Trash Human of the Year and wisely kept his yap shut.

I think the public, and thus the tabloids, are going to tire of him and his sob story very soon. Same with the half-sister. I’m not particularly a royal fan but Meghan and Harry make a very sympathetic couple and are so elevated above all this trashy behaviour that it’s not really going to tarnish them much. The more…

I love how we were all like, “No, Bobby! No!”

Motherfucker, decide which way you want it before you sit down for a nine-hour interview. Daily Mail should ask for their money back.

Bobby, it looks like they may be playing Buraco, a Rummy-type game, as I see (i) a 2 being used as a wildcard in one of Julia’s ladders and (ii) a number of cards placed horizontally on various ladders to indicate that they have been closed (as they have 7+ cards on it).

Did Julia Roberts sign up for the Revenge of the Nerds reboot.

“‘Meghan got her attitude from her mother. Doria always told Meghan, ‘If they’re not doing anything for you, why should you do anything for them?’”

Thomas Markle is toxic. Tox.ic. He is a narcissist and possibly dangerous and the only way to deal with a narcissist is to not engage.

Thomas Markle is the wooooooorsssst. How long before he stops getting paid for his interviews and ceases to exist in gossip? I have dumpster fire parents too but at least I’m not famous.