I don’t think I’ve ever seen an actor who makes every muscle in her face put in work

“CG-eh?” —Jamie Tartt

If you’re the person running the twitter account, you ARE the person acting acting as the mouthpiece for the organization.

Multiple by 7?

I’m not a fan of these blade accidents.

About the Chipotle app - the online experience (at least at the Chipotle near my home) is nowhere near as good as actually walking in and watching/directing them as they make your food. Errors are common and quantities are inconsistent. Might just be that our neighborhood Chipotle sucks, but consider yourself…

But my first class ass will get re-accommodated before ANYONE in coach is from that cancelled flight. I will have an assigned seat on the next available flight, your coach ass will be in the standby queue hoping somebody else missed a flight. Good luck, you are going to need it when there are usually only a handful of…

The theory was that vaccines are safe, but that kids tend to get massive amounts of vaccine in one sitting.

This is so typically american... We DEMAND progressively lower prices. Then we bitch and moan about the absolute rest stop toilet level product/service that we get, like the two have nothing to do with each other. THEN we complain that the FAT CAT RICH GUYS are doing this just to line their pockets... Like, we don’t…

Hot take: If you fly Spirit when JetBlue is an option for maybe $20-$40 more each way, you deserve that ball slap on your chin. I have no sympathy for Spirit, or it’s passengers.

Southwest has a simple playbook and execute the hell out of it. They don’t promise the customer a long list of things, but the things they do promise, they seem to deliver far above the industry average.

Not going to lie, the fact Peggy Carter is more competent then Captain America for the most part is greatly enjoyable and once again reminds me how much bullshit it is that Agent Carter got canceled.  You motherfuckers gave up on the best MCU female characters and I refuse to forgive or forget!

Of course, the Watcher watches. Otherwise, they’d call him the Doer.

I dunno, I thought it was nice to get more of Non-Traumatized Bucky. Plus this version actually kind of looks like a Disney Prince:

“But, unfortunately, there is that aforementioned stumble. Hold on while I get real nerdy with this: In Captain America: The First Avenger, the Tesseract that the Red Skull initially finds in the church is a fake, and the real one is hidden nearby. In this episode, (and maybe this is just me missing it) the sequence…

they had me the same way with “Edie Falco as Hillary Clinton.”  she should KILL in this role, looking forward to seeing her unleash her righteous fury on Bill for his bullshit the same way she did with Tony Soprano back in the day.

Oh man, my neighbor had a 2005 the exact same color and style as the photo in this article, even with the cab. I say had because 2 weeks ago at 2AM we heard a heard crash outside our house, and a drunk in a Fusion had slammed right into the back of it (street parked in front of his house). Pushed the truck about 30'…

Tyrese Gibson was unable to comment, as he was busy hiding his big-ass forehead.

Let me just characterize the GMT800s once and for all:

I’d allow it. When I hear a vehicle is “built to last” I always think it’s meant in a mechanical sense.