This never really bothered me in Black. It doesn’t seem out of character for Natasha to keep those things separate, and sometimes sneaking in references like a text or something is just a distraction. She’s a private person, and her relationship with her other family cuts close to a lot of traumatic parts of her past…

Condoms are masks for a particular form of sneezing.

If you don’t need it, dump it. Now is definitely the time to get a car off your personal financial books, especially since all the subsidies drivers enjoy will probably be gone by 2030. 

Let’s not count out your local Asian and Latin markets, which often carry cooking supplies for people who actually cook a lot. 

Calling Kukoc a rookie is wildly misleading. It was his first year in the NBA, but he was playing professionally for 7 years before that, leading his team to winning 3 Euroleague titles 3 years in a row.

“Why would Toni, who’s a rookie, get the last-second shot and you put me out of bounds?”

As you’re probably aware, Michael Jordan wasn’t in NBA Jam (Shaq and Barkley pulled themselves out of subsequent console release, but this is about MJ). Ever the savviest of businessmen, Jordan retained his likeness rights outside of the NBA’s CBA and made sure he wasn’t in the game.

I mean, tbh, this happened almost a week ago, and this is the first im hearing about it. It seems as though cops killing kids is just normalized in the media, no matter the race. 

Traffic stops should not receive the death penalty.  

Will the Spanish cops need to get a special tool to fully remove him from the cell?

My computer disagrees.

It’s also possible that Loki never actually broke the TemPad and has been biding his time for more exposition about what exactly Sylvie is after.

Come on, they’re spoiling an episode that came out a full week ago.

We weren’t really doing much flying until Biden came into office, so implying that his presidency had something to do with illegal behavior is um, unauthentic.

news sites were merely “disguised as news organizations or media outlets” and “targeted the United States with disinformation campaigns and malign influence operations.”

He’s lucky if they get to the third date without needing a tetanus shot.

Steadying his massive elephant rifle against a well positioned rock, the ‘Housing and Zoning Inspector’ for Troy Michigan, calmly emptied his entire stockpile of high-powered ammunition into the engine block of the “Excursion” Jeep.

Mechanic: Miss...this will cost you $3500.

It’s such a great little character beat that is flavor text if you don’t know him already...and if you do it’s a neat little payoff.

Shame we didn't get Luis to fill in the last 5 years to Monica. Also literal lol at Dr* Darcy Lewis. You go girl.