JFC that’s bad. It’s like BMW saw the grille meme and thought “this is a good idea.”

Goddamn motherfucking baby Jesus, BMW! You made the E46, E39, E38. Go look at Hoovie’s 00's BMW collection. That was your peak.

good grief, the front shot looks like this

Ah, I see they hired the person who made the big BMW grill meme to design a car.

It back seat seems to be upholstered with moving blankets.  Very nice moving blankets, but moving blankets none the less.

One of my neighbors had a Dodge Caravan, and he was rear-ended. The guy was having a lot of money troubles and couldn’t afford to fix his van properly so he just got a big sheet of lexan and attached that to the back. The end result looked exactly the same as the closeup of the rear.

To be a bmw designer you must be locked in a padded room for 2 days and fed nothing but LSD. They are constantly playing videos of moving hexagons on a loop.  The only other entertainment is a 70 piece set of magnet blocks.

Why can’t they just make a really sleek, beautiful car with class and style and make that all-electric?  It’s like they’re trying to convince us of...something.

Seriously. This is so incredibly fucking awful and they should be ashamed to slap an M badge on it. There is not a single thing about this beyond the horsepower figure that says “M”.

This is very cyberpunk in that it looks futuristic and makes me think about how we’re living in a dystopia but not a cool dystopia

At least

I do love the whole tulip fiasco. It proves that our ancestors were just as dumb as we all are. 

Five years ago new in box video games of almost any vintage were worth anywhere from squat to about $100. Something REALLY rare was worth maybe $1000. And then all of sudden we were hearing about games that sold thousands (or millions) of units selling for absurd amounts, like $2 Million for Super Mario 64.

You don’t have a 401k? Never tried to sell anything for profit? If you’ve ever bought a smartphone or gone to a fancy dinner, you’re a capitalist.

Anyone thinking of investing in NFTs needs to understand Tulip Mania:

with Pollock painting you actually get a Painting , canvas and all, that you can touch , move to your kitchen or safe and in 100 years your descendants can open it and still see it.
With this “yacht” - you don’t own anything. Once the sanbox platform dies - no record of you ever owning it will exist and you can’t move…

I have to assume that at least a fraction of these NFTs are FBI/DEA honeypots and that those agencies are extremely closely monitoring all of the places these transactions are happening.

NFTs are simply the newest way to launder money.

The former, capitalizing on the latter.

Money laundering or peak stupidity?

Hybrid and electric propulsion is Ferrari flexing their technological muscle, and preparing for the next era of sports cars. The LaFerrari was a preview, and the SF90 is the production showcase.

This? This is a love letter to the NA V12 for Ferrari’s most die-hard customers.