Sigh. I'll just go back to the retirement home now.

King regards could work in a cheery, british kind of way.

or you could make the ULTIMATE MISTAEKZ and type "King Retards".

Also, I've had conversations with my coworkers about not using "Best Regards" as a closing on an email.

Yeah, this recipe is going right in the circular filing bin.

Start with teaching men that women are equal?

This guy sounds "a bit rapey".

Thats right Baby, I flew my jet in. Have you ever Driven In a Lamborghini?

*Adjusts wig*

As Homer Simpson once said: you don't make friends with salad.

Not everyone is going to be your friend if you're fighting for something. The civil rights movement wasn't (well shit, still isn't) a bunch of black people and some rascally white people in sheets doing four-square in the town hall. It was ugly, shameful,…

UHHHH.... ..fem...inism??

*ducks*

I'm really excited about the computer parts I got delivered today.

#HeforShe

"What's with this creepy obsession with avoiding condoms I wonder?"

Here in the real world we just call that "fucking without a condom because it feels better".

thats because IT IS!!!

Hi Anna,

JAPANESE ROBOT SOUP MASTER?!

So when does the dukes of hazzard theme play again?

TEN INTERNETS.

Everyone, we're finished here.

HAHAHA!!

Soo Uhh what is this, a 358 or a W12?

*Changed the oil on his camry once*

Goodness! Such an angry clown mouth-hole!