IS THIS THE FAX PORT?

God I feel old.

Ahh gawd, that is awful. Hope you're doing better today.

My wife gets as many curly fries as she wants. We're in a perfect marriage.

Update: So I talked with the person (my ex) referenced in my story above. She is still... interesting. A little more self-aware at least.

She reminded me of an ex-girlfriend...

I was 21, and IN SERIUSH LUV! (oh god.) Anyways, she was older, really, reeeeally good looking, and completely. Fucking. Insane.

Over the course of our 6 month "relationship", I learned the following:

1. Bi-polar meds? Who needs 'em! Sure, they're "prescribed by the courts", but…

There are men among us (cough cough) that like a lady with a lil'... meat on her.

Edit: the more I thought about this the more oddball it sounded. How about "I love women of all shapes and sizes".